ANSWER: WELL, WE TRY TO BE AS ANNOYING AS POSSIBLE. WOULD YOU PREFER TO READ IN PLAIN OLD BLACK
in lower case letters?
WE FIND THAT MOST PEOPLE ENJOY THE CAPITAL FONT AND ALWAYS CHANGING COLORS!
IF NOT AND THE MAJORITY OF THE RESPONDENTS ARE IN AGREEMENT WITH YOU,
THEY ARE WELCOME TO LET US KNOW BY FILLING OUT THE FORM BELOW AND WE WILL BE HAPPY TO OBLIGE
AND CHANGE THE FORMAT! WE DO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR ON THIS ISSUE just not a lot!
NOTE: ON 10/18/2007
Well, we tallyed your votes, it appears that 48% liked the fonts and colors just as they were.
52% 'wanted plain, boring black' with the traditional white background.
THE 48% who LIKED THE CHANGING COLORS AND FONT WILL SEE ABOUT 48% OF THE CONTENT THE SAME,
and the 52% who chose plain black will see 52% in plain black and white, ARE WE all happy now??
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