Uh, okay. SerpenTINA, if that's your real name. Thanks for the submission, we think. At first we thought this was a Halloween picture, then we noticed a Christmas tree in the background. Perhaps you just leave a tree up all year round. Does that give the squirrels somewhere to hide when they aren't in your hair? I think we have more questions than answers to your submission though. Like are you the real Medusa or just a close relative? If you are the real Medusa, you haven't aged a day. If not, you would certainly make Medusa proud. We didn't see any snakes in your hair-do, are they camera shy? It kind of looks as if your cat went blind from looking at you....or did the snakes eat the kitty's eyes? Umm, we're a little hesitant to say anything...you don't cast evil spells on people do you, 'cause we sure don't want to make you mad at us? Anyway, we usually don't put real pictures of people on this website, but in this case, we thought it might be a good idea................so we could warn people that live in the state of Oregon. We wondered where the 'SIMPSON'S (c) T.V. show came up with 'SIDESHOW BOB', now we know. Is that a second head that's growing on you, or did you cast a spell and that's really a head growing off the kitty? We were kind of wondering if the cat was actually alive too, it really doesn't look very well. Perhaps you read our story on 'KITTY', if you did, that was supposed to be a joke, (we think), but if it really worked for you and your toilet came out sparkling clean, that's nice. Do you have names for the snakes in your hair? If not here are a few suggestions: Fang, fangled, de-fanged, or how about 'fumigated'?! 'Fumigated',...................now that's something you may want to consider. Of course we are assuming that you only have a few, it's kind of hard to tell by the pictures, but you may have several nesting in there. We could probably think of a few more names if you want. For you...not the snakes! Oh wait, we just put the photographs under our high powered microscope. Sure enough, we see them now and they don't look very happy. Honestly, if you wanted to run for President, as long as it wasn't in this country, your hair style wouldn't bother us. No, we're just kidding, we think that Hillary could use a little competition as a matter of fact. Her hair style is about as bad as we have ever seen, until now! It's not your hair style that raises an issue with being a woman campaigning for President, it's the snakes that bother us. Are you really planning on running? If you are, let us know so that we have time to leave the country. We are all for equal rights for snakes, how dare you say that we are derogatory. The same applies to a woman without snakes in her hair. Say, we think it's only fair to forewarn the citizens of Oregon to keep their children and pets close at hand. Lock your windows and doors and whatever you do, do not venture out of doors!
You know that we're just kidding SerpenTINA. We're just helping to tease your hair and keep the snakes under control. We are hoping that you have a sense of humor and continue to read our nutty made up stories...... Gee, we sure heard back on this one! She didn't think this was at all that ("funny"). Okay SerpenTINA, are we all happy now that we have pixelated your face, (it really helps your real appearance though), and blocked your REAL identity? Just wait until we add a lot more to this story though.